Who We?

Yo, meet the squad. We're hardened technologists who are just better.

You want in? Join squad.

Eli D.

UFP Principal and Your New Best Friend

Software engineer with a expertise in low-level code and high-level client expectations.

Sarah T.

Operations Specialist

Makes sure your shit is fixed on time and on budget fr fr no cap.

Talent Network

People We Work With

We're hiring a bunch of peeps. Maybe that's you? Drop us a line.

Michael G.

Elder Millennial and Acting Adult

With over 20 years of experience in software engineering, ML, Data, and AI, Michael is an expert in corporate-speak, among other English dialects.

Ready to unfuck your AI slop no cap?

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